Do you know the Muffin Man?

Well as promised I've found a Baylorfans.com forum thread that is pure gold! Apparently they now refer to Jorvorski Lane (Texas A&M's bruising Running Back) as the "Lufkin Muffin".

I atleast have some respect for Texas Tech fans as they know some things about college football but after reading this thread on Baylorfans.com its painfully clear the Baylor "football enthusiast" frankly doesn't know sh*t about college football. Here's a few quotes:

"He averages almost a full yard less than every other decent back in the conference. He sucks."

"my high school team stopped japorky his senior year the guy is so overrated; if you hit him low then he falls like a sack of potatoes"

Wow, just wow. This thread is about as smart as throwing a beehive at Chuck Norris...